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“converse weapons-yellow and purple magic’s bird had the black shit” nas, freestyle-60 minutes of funk vol 1
Different strokes for different folks…I’ve always wanted a birds eye view of a woman pushing out a fat log, not cause of the scat play but because I want to watch her asshole dilate and stretch. I think it would be really hot to watch (using
alwaysprofessional: this owns Holy fucking shit, yes.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: lolsofunny: (lol here!) This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog. Funny shit
Bird shits a self portrait
Pearl be done with Steven’s shit before the show even starts
fuckyeah-nerdery: cranzerries: cranzerries: I dream to someday run a companies twitter Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
apupy: apupy: whats this flappy bird shit all about im gonna check it ou t someone really sad sat there and thought wow, there are too many happy people. to many people are having a good day. i think im gonna fuck it up, all of em. how dare they be
accidentallypatriotic: killzombieseatbacon: @ougiebougie Ok this shit is what technology was meant for
pondorasbox: lenomcakes: Can you believe margot robbie did this stunt on her own without any wires while wearing high heels we had to hear stories about fucked up shit jared leto was doing for a year for his 5 seconds of mediocrity while this woman
australiansanta: going to an all boys school was surreal like I just remembered one time a bird shitted right next to me on sport day and I said “ew” and some guy was like “ew? wtf? are you gay? like for real?” like lmfao I must have missed the
tumblurred-lines-90: fuckyeah-nerdery: cranzerries: cranzerries: I dream to someday run a companies twitter Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars? I WILL NOW REBLOG THIS EVERY
steakpanties: steakpanties: steakpanties: thERES FUCKING BIRD SHIT ON MY CAR AGAIN IM GOING TO PUNCH EVERY BIRD I SEE IN THE FUCKING STOMACH THIS IS THE 3RD TIME THIS WEEK u know what I’m going to do? I’m going to find out where this fucker
Hahahahahaha, thats epic and creepy at the same time. XD
lmao…. Killer aim bro. *salutes bird*
…. damn.
jarritosqueen: shanellbklyn: sendeccentric: kidxforever: kidxforever: it was a beautiful day on tumblr Birds were flying and doing bird shit….. little white kids were laughin mother fuckas was playing soccer but everything changed once niggas
joannablackhart: iamsuchaleo: madlori: thebuttblr: nonomella: strawberrytop007: hyperwolf: livelife-havefun-partyhard: Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when
adurot:justanewworldfool:risinginsurgency:anorie:SHIT RUN THE BIRDS HAVE FUCKING KNIVES NOW.Heard you talkin shit.RULES OF NATUREI’m just going to assume this is Australia.Nah, look at the snow. Besides, if it was Australia, they’d have machetes,
A little camping and trap shooting to make a girl feel at home again. This is the shit I miss when I’m at school: hanging by the fired and powdering birds!
musingsdeme: distortion101: Casual looks onthevergeofsomethingawesome look, it’s the geese from the Aristocats in real life Scandalous I pity the poor soul that had to wrestle all these birds into those outfits. I don’t know about your geese,
gingerhaze: brofisting: madmaryholiday: rozarria: nogoodhabits: thanosthemadtitan: I just snorted. ^ oh my god this is beautiful losing my shit lolololol Heeeee <3
beepin: shit-mummy: these two are smiling so much i’ll bet they are best friends this picture and caption are so happy
startrekrenegades: aquanite: square SQUARE SQUARE SQUARES Q U A R E [Bird: ♪ “Who lives in a pineapple under –” ♫Person: ♪ “The sea” ♫Bird: “Spongebob Square-square sQUARE SQUARE SQUARE!!!!!”]
fat-birds: Cute Baby Frogmouth Chick at Woodland Park Zoo. Pure love. ♥
homuratrash:you: birds aren’t that greatme: you: holy shit
gelledratte:“Harley Quinn is so ugly in Birds Of Prey” You fool… you absolute imbecile,,,,, bold of you to assume Harley Quinn going completely feral and beating the living shit out of gross men isnt sexy as fuck
professorsparklepants:everythingfox:Listen to his song(via)Holy shit who taught this bird to sing opera
fuckyeahbirdgifs: birdsbirds: gishkishenh: starborn-vagaboo: iamtheproblem: becausebirds: Kingfisher fishing 101. Holy shit birds are magic. KINGFISHERS The Fisher King Holy shit birds are magic king
iguanamouth: birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist??? fuckin crazy ass bobbleheaded tiny motherfuckin i dont even things that dont make any sense dragon faced jesus christ is that a duck some kind of prehistoric nonsense holy shit
officialmacgyver2-deactivated20:switching-to-glide:I would frame that shit and put it over my fireplace and make everyone who came into my home wonder.
todaysbird:obsessed with photos from bird bandings where the bird is visibly not having a great time and/or choosing violencex
firethekitty:normalize not knowing shit about your special interests. normalize studying your special interests for 12 hours straight and not retaining a single shred of information
thebusylilbee:just found out about the Cinnamon-headed green pigeon… holy shit how gorgeous
mumkhar: fatass-mcnotits: upperstories: ruf1ohn1tram: people who put up with my fandom shit people who put up with my au shit people who put up with my shit people who shit
thewarblerette: mrthorinton: clarabosswald: so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i just even the babiesi mean this goes with almost all predator birds like look at this
coelasquid: cortair: This is not how you stairs, bird. Speak for yourself, this is clearly how bird stairs.
importantbirds: Birb givum goodbye kissus. Have the good day at a class! licks the forheads adn perhap STEAL a smallbrow?? Raffle up adn nOW can creat ANGRY EYE
icameas-roman: trainhardbestrong: hannahroad: hannahroad: hannahroad: Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection” my uncle: “that’s great” Miley: “it’s a bird” my uncle: “no its not” -chirping noise- They let it
centelle: OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFE
subtleromance: homuratrash: you: birds aren’t that great me: you: holy shit f3rsure
therationalnational: The birds know..
samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH
Shit My Players Say
Rich people in Bristol install anti-bird spikes in trees to keep shit off their cars, rendering trees "literally uninhabitable" by local wildlife
kingjaffejoffer: youreverydaydaly: sidisi: nahiri: big-bird-nerd: nahiri: big-bird-nerd: maxeth: steel-kun: dream-cassette: steel-kun: Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth" imma need
ebeanezerscrooge: 000-05-18181-518: fat pieces of shit in my backyard quail ar ethe worst at being birds
ottermatopoeia: penis-hilton: congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit enjoy your bird shit pie bitch
memeguy-com: Blue-gray gnatcatcher has had enough of your shit
sarahtypeswords: sarahtypeswords: Do you think birds like human songs like we like bird songs? Who am I kidding birds probably love uptown funk
louiswiliamtomlinson: u know those damn marshmallow peep bird things on easter yeah what the fuck did they hatch out of an egg made of bird shit they are disgusting
The Classes As Troubled Birds
This but with Raven and baby Yang.i laughed holy shit
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